OMGZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

When I came up with new ideas for kids shows, I simply set my brain to retard (which isn't hard to do) and came up with the dumbest ideas I could think of. Looks like Hollywood beat me to the punch. LOL Simon Rex.

Currently Hating

That's right, I hate this kid! Before you say "wow you're a jerk Andy" youtube this annoying brat and you will be searching for the nearest screwdriver to stick in your ear. Seriously try to watch more than 45 seconds of his whining. I wish Brock Lesnar would put his elbow through the soft spot on his head. DIE CAILLOU!


I really don't like this guy and his stupid show. Good for you! You managed to find the 5 pit bulls on earth that don't want to bite your face off. Blah blah blah insert Michael Vick joke here.


Are there not enough lame white actors in Hollywood? Honda felt the need to go out and create a cartoon of a lame white guy? TOYOTA FTW!

Your Dad Wears This

Something happens to men when they turn 60. All of their shorts and pants get pleats and they wear Court Classics shoes. I am going to open up a shop across the street from Leisure World that sells only these things. I bet old people wish they sold Court Classics in black so they could wear them to church. I have never seen a black man in Court Classics, that is going to be my new goal, track down a black man in Court Classics.

Really Carla?

Mrs. Neggers here is one vowel away from the most offensive last name ever. Authors are notorious for writing under pseudonyms, you would think her agent would have recommended one here. Maybe Neggers is a fake name, maybe her real name is Carla Fartjuggs.

You Won't Learn Anything Here, Just My Complaints

I've never understood why Michigan and Ohio are called the Midwest. Why aren't Nebraska and the Dakotas considered the Midwest? They are much closer to the west than the other two. I have included a map to further explain my problem. Colombus Ohio is much closer to New York than Los Angeles.

The Cult Of The Train

Rivers is really into trains lately, so about once a week I take him down to the train station. There is this group of people that sit in front of the snack bar and discuss trains. They don't go anywhere, they just sit there discuss all things train. They give me the stink eye for invading their space most of the time. Yesterday they discussed the Riverside Rail Fest and how much fun it would be to ride the train to Utah. They don't use real names, there was about 7 of them and they all had weird pet names that they had for each other. One of them was "Scooter Boy", sure enough Scooter Boy rode a women's Trek mountain bike. I had to sneak this shot over my shoulder as they were getting wise to me. I'm probably on the AmTrak no ride list now. When people have sex on an airplane they join the mile high club, these winners probably dream of joining the twelve foot high club.