For The Kids

Rivers watches a program called Dinosaur Train on PBS. I can't imagine the creative meeting lasting more than 2 minutes. Well kids like dinosaurs, and they love trains, I GOT IT, DINOSAUR TRAIN. Genius Thompson, run with it!!! I decided to lend the brain trust over at PBS some extra ideas.


Avast ye matey! We be the french fry pirates, we be sailing the seas in search of catsup!!


Ding Dong!! Who's at the door kids? It's pizza spaghetti delivery monkey! Tune in each week as this gentle ape delivers goodness to all the good girls and boys!


FEAR DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS DOJO DOES IT? Ruf Ruf Sensei! Puppy Karate Master combines the worlds of puppies and kung fu. You don't want to be on the business end of those kicks!

They're Real And They're Spectacular

The Craft Services table on Seinfeld must have been stocked with magic, because most of the cast looks better now than they did then. It didn't help that all the women wore jeans with a waist that came up to their neck.















Sike! Not so fast Costanza, you look horrible.

Time To Dive On The Grenade

I've had bad writers block when it comes to this blog lately so it's time to hit that slump buster. I think it's too easy to pick on the Insane Clown Posse but I'll take anything I can get right now. What kind of functioning level of retardation are these boys operating on? I am going to cut out a picture of these two and put it on my bathroom mirror so anytime I am feeling down on my self I can look at that and say "well at least I'm not one of these two".