Seduced By A Frenchmen

A Game Of Honor And Diplomacy

Every time I try to embed the Bat Fight video it gives me the Landlord. So just do yourself a solid and google Bat Fight.

Man Vs Go Away

Was there really a need for another Guy Fieri? I swear you could fill a taco shell with cat poop ad this guy would think it's the greatest thing ever.

Whatever Happened To...

No Seriously, where is Cherokee Parks?

Space Baby

I love you Space Baby

Too Many Lines, One Too Many Times

Will This Kid Please Die In A Plane Crash

I say that with nothing but love. I don't even know this guys name but he has played 2 of the greatest characters of all time, McLovin and Auggie Farks. Now there is no where for this guy to go but down. Remember how awesome John Belushi was? He had the dignity to do his best work and say that's all see you later. Now we're stuck with his retarded brother who won't go away. So somebody please get this kid on black tar heroin, or run him over.

END THIS NOW!

Remember Creed and his blog? Remember when Dwight used to crank the Crue to get psyched for a sales call? Remember when The Office used to be funny? Kiss that goodbye. NBC has again ruined a good show. Once again baby Huey petted his baby duck too hard and killed it. Good Luck tuning in to the office without being over satuated by these two jerks. The suits over at the broadcast company did the same thing to Sam "Mayday" Malone. Remember when good ol Sammy was trying his best to sleep with anything that moved. That was awesome, until some genius decided he needed to chase Shelly Long and Kirstie Alley. So long Cheers. I hope Jim and Pam die in a car fire.

How To Name Drop In America

I like this show but you should wear steel toed boots while watching it before they break your feet with all the name dropping. They should really market this as an infomercial for kids in the red states to show them what is fresh in New York. Good luck finding any of these brand names though. I don't think John Varvatos is going to open up shop in Nebraska between the Holister and American Eagle.

American Vultures

Remember all that junk in your grandparents backyard? Turns out some of it might be valuable, and you better call Grandma and make nice before these two jerk offs show up and make off with your future inheritance at a fraction of it's value!

A Good Old Fashioned Punch In The Dick.

This kid needs one.

Fakes Ahoy Matey!

When I was a kid I didn't get into skateboarding so I could dress like some old guy from Marina Del Rey. Does Sperrys know that Nike, Vans and Converse are lining up to knock off their docksiders? I can't wait for the DC Wallabees!

The Original Shamcake House

After living in Southern California for a long time, I finally visited the Original Pancake House in Anaheim recently. It's overrated.