Vin And The Kentucky Waterfall

Bringing The Rainbow Suspenders Out Of Retirement

I hope Method Man and Redman brought their watermelon proof ponchos. Shouldn't events like this be treated the same as monkey knife fights and cat juggling. You know only legal in international waters and Tijuana.

Answer Your Phone

This is my friend Chris. Recently he's decided to not answer his phone, or return phone calls. Feel free to drunk dial him at 3 in the morning. (714) 944-416*. I'm not totally heartless, you figure out the last number, hint it's betweein 1 and 9!!!

The Results Of Getting Your Sizzurp On.

OMGZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

When I came up with new ideas for kids shows, I simply set my brain to retard (which isn't hard to do) and came up with the dumbest ideas I could think of. Looks like Hollywood beat me to the punch. LOL Simon Rex.

Currently Hating

That's right, I hate this kid! Before you say "wow you're a jerk Andy" youtube this annoying brat and you will be searching for the nearest screwdriver to stick in your ear. Seriously try to watch more than 45 seconds of his whining. I wish Brock Lesnar would put his elbow through the soft spot on his head. DIE CAILLOU!


I really don't like this guy and his stupid show. Good for you! You managed to find the 5 pit bulls on earth that don't want to bite your face off. Blah blah blah insert Michael Vick joke here.


Are there not enough lame white actors in Hollywood? Honda felt the need to go out and create a cartoon of a lame white guy? TOYOTA FTW!

Your Dad Wears This

Something happens to men when they turn 60. All of their shorts and pants get pleats and they wear Court Classics shoes. I am going to open up a shop across the street from Leisure World that sells only these things. I bet old people wish they sold Court Classics in black so they could wear them to church. I have never seen a black man in Court Classics, that is going to be my new goal, track down a black man in Court Classics.